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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

 

Travel directions

For those of you who are not too sure.

  1. Start at your local railway station.
  2. Catch train to London Heathrow Airport.
  3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
  4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
  5. Start going toward the 'Airport Exit' on 'International Parkway South' - follow for 0.2 miles.
  6. Turn left onto the highway toward 'Terminal East Parking' - follow for 0.3 miles.
  7. Turn left onto 'International Parkway North' toward 'North Airport Exit' - follow for 2.9 miles.
  8. Take the 'Highway 114 west' exit toward 'Fort Worth' - follow for 29.2 miles.
  9. Then continue on 'US 287 north' - follow for 91.1 miles.
  10. 'US 287 north' becomes 'Interstate-44 east' - follow for 0.7 miles.
  11. Take left fork onto 'US-287 north' toward 'Vernon' - follow for 104.0 miles.
  12. 'US 287 north' becomes 'Avenue F (US-287)' - follow for 2.8 miles.
  13. Continue to follow 'US 287 north' - follow for 104.9 miles.
  14. Take left ramp onto 'Interstate 40 west' toward 'Dumas' - follow for 7.8 miles.
  15. Take 'Exit 70' onto 'US 60 east' toward 'Dumas' - follow for 0.5 miles.
  16. Take the 'Buchanan Street' exit toward 'Dumas/Pampa' - follow for 1.7 miles.
  17. Turn right onto 'Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)' - follow for 0.1 miles.

  18. Keep going.

  19. Arrive at the centre of 'Amarillo, Texas'.
Now that's the way to f***ing Amarillo!!!

So can everyone stop singing it now?

Comments:
Isn't it 24 hours from Tulsa?
 
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